« March 2004 | Main | May 2004 »

April 29, 2004

The Fonz watches American Idol

I watched the last night's American Idol results show. This season has been awful, with none of the captivating competition of the second season. The only battles this year have been how mean Randy can be and which contestant will suck the least each week. The only true description for this season is simple to explain: it's boring.

What I find most interesting is that so many of the contestants are young and people are shocked that the competition is so bad. Just because someone is 16-years-old does not guarantee that the person can't stun everyone, but emotional depth comes with experience. I'm generalizing without meaning to disparage, but the proof is obvious in this season's performances. American Idol has spiraled to the level of satisfaction I would derive from watching a beauty pageant filled with 7-year-olds competing in a swimsuit competition.

Yet, I'm a fan of John Stevens, JSIV to the cool kids. While I liked Amy Adams, of the 12 contestants, JSIV is the most interesting. He's young, so his talent is raw. He doesn't appear comfortable showing his personality. He's a block of wood during the dance numbers. But his voice is unique among the current competition and the notion of pop music that it portrays. There is a hidden variety and JSIV fills that. He's interesting.

Unfortunately, the judges didn't explain it that way. Simon did say as much early in the competition, but he offered criticism for most of the 7 weeks that JSIV performed. Paula was typically wishy-washy on voicing her opinion, but at least she wasn't cruel. Randy doesn't warrant an explanation, since he seemed to enjoy being mean. However, to his credit, Simon was right; JSIV took the criticism like a man. While Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia Barrino spewed attitude every time someone disagreed with them, JSIV accepted the verdicts with class and dignity. No one could expect more.

With that in mind, I'm dismayed by all the hatred being directed at JSIV. I don't understand the unceasing need to attack his talent and to openly mock him. Ok, I do understand it, but I don't agree with it. As a redhead who sings with a different style, it's not surprising that he's mocked. It's the hatred that dismays me.

With the harsh criticism this season, I was amused last night. JSIV was voted off, so I'd hoped the reaction would be a sense of relief from everyone. The only relief was on JSIV's face. Everyone else was busy wailing like little babies who've just been poked in the eye. I could only laugh at the hypocritical nonsense. Perhaps the lemmings will enjoy what they've molded for themselves. For me, I had the striking joy of watching American Idol Jump the Shark.

In late May, someone please give me a heads-up on who wins, since I won't be watching anymore this season. I might even care when someone tells me.

April 23, 2004

A sliver of my genius

I didn't feel like writing about Blender's 50 Worst Songs Ever when it first came out. Even though it is the "definitive" list, I didn't care. It's self-serving publicity for magazine editors earned by taking broad shots at obvious targets done only to allow them to brag about how much cooler they are than the rest of us simpletons. I have no use for that and don't generally wish to give any credence to that ploy. Yet, with the arrival of this article from USAToday.com about the shelf-life of American Idol contestants, I must write about it to make that connection with evidence I found in the articles. Consider this:

The Idol stage, however, has a trapdoor. [Clay] Aiken, in the lead with 2.5 million albums sold, "probably won't have a lasting and meaningful career," [Blender editor Craig] Marks says. "Kelly has juice left, but none of them will be around much longer, and they don't necessarily deserve to be."

Even a brief observation of Blender magazine shows that they wouldn't be receptive to the American Idol "formula". What exactly is the point in having Mr. Marks comment on the projected length of Clay Aiken's career? I can only assume that it's to show me what the "cool kids" know. I apologize for missing that memo in "How to be kewl like everybody else 101", but I think this is poor journalism. It's equivalent to newspapers and magazines that have non-country music fans review country music.

A source should have an affinity for the topic, or at least an objective viewpoint. This way, the music can be judged within the context of its niche. I'm not promoting formulaic music, but there is no "right" or "wrong" genre. Like what you like and enjoy it.

However, when looking at talent, can we blame the talent scouts instead of the fans? Continuing on in the article, there is this nugget:

Kim Buie, a talent scout for the Lost Highway label, agrees that Idol's fruits are perishable.

"There's no greater platform in this country than TV," she says. "Viewers get involved in these kids' lives and see their strengths and weaknesses week to week. The exposure absolutely helps in the launch of a record.

"Is the success long-term? Ask me again in five years. My guess is probably not. These singers deal in pop music of the moment. They're told what to record and with whom. Long-term success is more complex. You grow into yourself; you have a point of view. Singing well isn't enough."

Coming from a talent scout at Lost Highway, that's an interesting quote. Lost Highway is the "rebel" label that supports offbeat, less commercial music. They had Kim Richey on the label, but dropped her. She's an amazing singer/songwriter who records great albums, so I can only assume it's because her records weren't selling well enough. Which leads to the conclusion that music is a business. Stunning.

Yet, that doesn't stop the incessant ranking of what's cool and hip. Continuing on with the American Idol theme, consider this assessment of three former contestants.

Clay Aiken

Sales: A. Airplay: B-. Artistic merit: C+. Celebrity Value: B. Overall: B

R.J. Helton

Sales: C. Airplay: C-. Artistic merit: B-. Celebrity value: C-. Overall: C+

Josh Gracin

Sales: N/A. Airplay: B-. Artistic merit: C+. Celebrity value: C+, Overall: C+

This is silly. Talent-wise, it's impossible for me to comprehend that someone believes R.J. Helton has more "artistic merit" than Clay Aiken. Forget whether or not you prefer their music; for this discussion, it's irrelevant. Clay Aiken has more raw talent and potential for the future than R.J. Helton could hope to dream about. Clay Aiken has a future to shape with his voice. If he needs to improve his song selection and reduce his cheese factor, that's what his second album is for. And his third.

The word we're looking for is "career". As Ms. Buie said: "Long-term success is more complex." It comes from musicians willing to change and grow. Who knows if Clay Aiken will... But he shouldn't be counted out because he became famous on American Idol.

Consider Hanson's career. They were labeled a "boy band" because they were kids, they released a pop record (Middle of Nowhere), and that was the label in 1997. Slap the "boy band" label on them and there's no thinking needed. When they have success, chalk it up to crazy little 13-year-old girls and smirk when they end up in drug rehab. It's too bad they didn't follow the script.

While Middle of Nowhere is a brilliant pop record, their second album, This Time Around is a stunning, raw rock record. They matured and it showed in their music. Yet, the album didn't sell. Maybe it was the "boy band" label, maybe not. Whatever the reason, I'm sure there was some pre-conceived notion about them that hurt sales. But that doesn't change the album.

Yesterday, they released their latest album, called Underneath. This is an amazing album. It's a tremendous step forward in craft, both musically and lyrically. I'm glad I didn't dismiss them because they're not kewwwwwl. Growth is fun to watch.

Since that's not cool to discuss in hip circles and making fun of people is acceptable, we have the list of "50 Worst Songs Ever". Here's the list of Blender's "Bottom of the Barrel":

1. "We Built This City" - Starship (1985)
2. "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
3. "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" - Wang Chung (1986)
4. "Rollin'" - Limpbizkit (2000)
5. "Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice (1990)
6. "The Heart of Rock & Roll" - Huey Lewis & The News (1984)
7. "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Bobby McFerrin (1988)
8. "Party All the Time" - Eddie Murphy (1985)
9. "American Life" - Madonna (2003)
10. "Ebony and Ivory" - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder (1982)

I don't like all of those songs, but the worst songs ever? Doubtful. Just like you, I now need to load up "Party All the Time" and blare it at full volume. These songs are not going to save the world, but that doesn't mean they're not valid. Music can be good without being serious. In this context, my definition of "good" is "fun". There's nothing wrong with enjoying fun music.

There is a caveat for a song to make the list, as Blender editor Craig Marks explains:

Each dud had to be a hit to make the hit list. Though Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy got in, such novelties as Macarena and Who Let the Dogs Out, which by design are cheesy, were nixed. The jury also whittled down the bulk of "rotten, excruciatingly bad low-hanging fruit from the '70s," Marks says.

However, so that there's no confusion over what we're supposed to think, there's this:

Starship's 1985 anthem, the runaway No. 1 stinker, "seems to inspire the most virulent feelings of outrage," editor Craig Marks says. "It purports to be anti-commercial but reeks of '80s corporate-rock commercialism. It's a real reflection of what practically killed rock music in the '80s."

The list may contain a diversity of songs, but most of the "worst" songs are from the 80's and very early 90's. Blender believes it knows exactly how to define good rock music. I suspect they whittle this down to a simple maxim: rock music paused with the end of Led Zeppelin and un-paused with the arrival of Nirvana. Ridiculous.

Finally, to make sure that everyone understands the truth, there's this wonderful nugget of open-minded insight:

To accommodate coming horrors, the list can't be considered definitive. Noting that Clay Aiken's Invisible landed at No. 11, Marks predicts that "as soon as the American Idol season is finished, there will be a new entry."

Lists like this are stupid. But we can all agree that "Achy Breaky Heart" is the worst song ever.

April 22, 2004

Not my America

According to this article, the "New Mexico Republican Central Committee has voted to censure the Sandoval County clerk, who issued marriage licenses to same-sex couples." Here are a few details of the censure:

Dunlap issued 66 same-sex marriage licenses on February 20th before the sheriff, acting on instructions from the state attorney general stepped in and shut down her office.

At the time, Dunlap said she feared a lawsuit if she did not grant the licenses to gay couples. The county attorney in a legal opinion to Dunlap after San Francisco began allowing gays to marry said that denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples in New Mexico was against the state constitution.

A judge issued a temporary restraining order to prevent Dunlap from issuing any more same-sex licenses and the case is currently before the courts.

Not everyone agreed with the censure. I'm not willing to shout Barry Bitzer's name from the roof of my building, announcing him to be the savior of the Republican Party, but he deserves some credit for common sense. This is his reasoning for being the lone dissenter against the censure:

"I'm afraid this will be played as a gay issue and not a good government issue," he told the committee.

I'm not trying to play party politics for the ultimate point I'm going to make here. I'm not a fan of the rhetoric of the Democratic Party. I only "support" them because I disagree with them less. That's an unfortunate reflection on the state of American politics. But I must point this out... from the party of "inclusion", there's this gem:

"We need to make clear we don't support her actions, we don't support her now and we will never support her in the future," said former Rio Rancho City Councilor Lonnie Clayton. "The perception is that our silence is consent."

No need to remain open-minded. What good would that do?

As everyone knows, I've written extensively on the same-sex marriage debate. Obviously, I want to persuade people to agree with me. I feel I've represented my side well. If you don't agree with me, that's fine. If I've made you think about the debate in something other than just a knee-jerk "I don't support it," that's great. Differing opinions makes this world an interesting place.

With that in mind, I hope that I don't need to persuade anyone to the correct opinion about this rationale for the censure:

"Other than assassination, all we can do is censure her," said committee chairman Richard Gibbs.

Assassination? Assassination? Assassination! I'm at a loss, but that quote speaks for itself. Which country is this?

April 21, 2004

Two-for-one entry

I never commented on The Apprentice while it aired, but I was addicted. I'm "proud" of myself for picking Bill halfway through the series. I'm "proud" of myself for picking why Mr. Trump chose Bill over Kwame. (It's not a real source of pride on either point. It's a tv show, so it doesn't really matter. Unless it's Alias. Then it matters more than anything else.)

At the time that Kwame was fired, I didn't think much more about his future. But it's no surprise that he's receiving offers for employment. He's a qualified businessman (from what I can tell from an edited, weekly television show) with a good education and impressive professional experience. So there's little mystery that he would get offers. As this article states:

The real game has just begun for "The Apprentice" runner-up Kwame Jackson. Any regret over losing a job with Donald Trump to competitor Bill Rancic was quickly salved by a rush of offers and by Jackson's own ambitions to make the most of his reality TV fame.

"This was basically a chance to have NBC pay for a 15-episode Kwame commercial in a business environment," Jackson said of "The Apprentice."

Ignoring the third person reference to himself, that's exactly what it was, with the added benefit that NBC knew to edit it well. NBC is not going to humiliate Donald Trump by portraying Kwame Jackson as an incompetent. So it was an ideal situation for him. And losing may not be worse than winning:

Being No. 2 is turning out to be as much a problem for Jackson as it was for "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken, who has outsold winner Ruben Studdard.

"My theme is, 'Don't cry for me, Argentina," said Jackson, 30, a Wall Street investment manager before "The Apprentice."

All the exposure with the bonus of leaving his options open? Sounds like a deal to me.

Now that I've made my point, I'd like to roll in the mud for a moment. I'm basing my opinion on the same editing tactics that NBC used to make Kwame Jackson look good, but I despised Omarosa's "antics". She appeared fake and a miserable bore. I suspect it would've been a challenge to edit her into such a ridiculous character if she didn't provide enough evidence.

For that reason, Kwame surprised me when he picked her for his team. I screamed at the tv when he didn't fire her from his team during his final assignment (managing the Jessica Simpson concert).

Even the antics of Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, whose scheming may have cost Jackson the top prize - a $250,000, yearlong job with Trump - is something he shrugs off.

During Jackson's final "Apprentice" test, staging a concert with Jessica Simpson (news), Manigault-Stallworth flubbed transportation for the pop singer and appeared to fib about it.

Does Jackson think she lied to him?

"There's no 'think' about it. It's 100 percent on the tape. There's no need to think about it. It's like watching Rodney King get beat: How did the bruise happen?" he said.

I wish I'd thought of that line.

Get up and go

Ummmmm... Guess what happened last night? I know this will shock everyone, but I got trapped in the bathroom again.

Really, this is getting ridiculous. Because it's been a little while, I thought I was past the point of relapse. As you may remember from the second time this happened, it was only three days after the first occurrence. This time, I managed to evade capture for 8 days since incident number three.

I'm amazed that this continues to happen. Questions mount without explanation... Why am I shutting the door when I have the master bedroom in my house? How do I become so disoriented in such a short span of time? What is behind this debacle?

After being snared for the third time, I wake up and mentally talk to myself when I get up in the night. Where am I? What time is it? Questions like that. It's helped, until last night.

My only memory is standing in my bathroom during the night, with no clue where I was. Granted this is an improvement because I was on my feet. Unlike the past, my first was "Unbelievable. I'm trapped. Again!". At least some part of me has a clue that I need to defend myself from my incoherent sleepy adventures.

When I realized that I was trapped again, I determined to figure out where I was. My bathroom is tiny, so even though I shouldn't get trapped, I should at least be able to decipher my location within the confined space with little trouble. Last night, I hit a bonus on my first attempt.

There are two towel racks in my bathroom, but one set of screws holding one of the towel racks came loose. The hole was worn out to a size larger than the screw, so the hook fell off, with the bar sliding after it. That left this in my wall:

I had no idea how I was going to fix this.

My plan is to fix it, but I've been very slow for two reasons. First, the Phillies are on TV this week. Second, I've never fixed a wall before. From this mini-home-improvement, I've learned the joy of spackle. So this is what that side of the towel rack looks like now:

I've spackled this thing three times.  Because it's fun.

But I digress. That leaves one part of the towel rack still attached to the wall. When I was standing in the bathroom and knew that I was trapped again, I determined to figure out where I was. With a little luck, I leaned back and the towel hook poked my in the spine.

Eureka! The door was on my left. I reached out my hand and found the knob immediately. Opening the door, I escaped and went back to bed. My only thought was that I had a savior, which allowed me to write this today. Here it is:

Maybe I shouldn't finish fixing the towel rack...

My towel rack may have saved my life. Procrastination rocks!

April 19, 2004

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

In my new role as business owner, I'm managing my actions differently. For example, I have to account for my own invoicing and payroll taxes. Money coming in, money going out. It's wonderful. However, I didn't realize the extent to which I'd be adapting to new situations.

As a part of my contract, my client must provide a desk, telephone, and computer. Since I've been at this client before, I had a set expectation of what my desk situation would be. Possibly bunched up with others, maybe even sharing a cubicle with someone. A little certainty in running a business is nice. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Instead, I was put in a different building, a long walk from my co-workers. Here's the view from my desk, in order - on my left, in front, on my right, and behind:

I like columns.

It's very airy.

There are also a few tiny "houses" around, such as this:

This is a conference room.

As you may have guessed, I'm in an atrium. This is not an accident of space. I'm on the second floor, with no view into the first floor. This wonderful design pleased me greatly, until I sneezed the first time. The sound echoed around the atrium so that everyone on the second floor knew I'd sneezed. When I dropped my pen on the desk, same thing. So a little adjustment was necessary.

My normal speaking voice "carries well". Fine, I'll admit it... on the occasions when I talk, I'm loud. But I didn't know realizes that I'd have to adjust to avoid a nice case of skin cancer. Take a look at my cubicle at lunch time:

That's the floor, with my desk and the trash can shadowed by the sun.

Imagine what that does to my forehead. And what is the source of this? Take a look:

The black hole sucks out my productivity from 11:30 until 2:45.

I should be an architect. Without a degree in architecture, I could've designed this building with more intelligence. It's not easy being superior.

April 16, 2004

Written by Loger Moore?

Scanning the internet this afternoon, I came across this article from FinanceAsia.com. It covers typical business news, which in this case means the following:

After 14 years inside Misys in Europe, Rudi Pecker has been elevated to the financial technology company's Singapore office, to become head of Asia Pacific sales.

That's straight journalism... just the facts. That wouldn't be worth mentioning if they hadn't sold the article with the best headline possible. Guess what they wrote...

Misys gives Pecker head job

I wonder if life will imitate art for that gentleman...

April 15, 2004

Future ratings grabber

I'm pitching a new reality show to Fox Television. It's a synthesis of Iron Chef and G4's Arena, with a twist of Playing It Straight for good measure. There might even be some Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon action. Oooooh, boy!

The title of this unprecedented reality ratings bonanza? Wait for it... Ok, here it is: When Good CuddleFeasts Go Bad. Bam! Zock! Pow!

Not to be perceived as an amatuer by the Fox Television executives, I already have my proof of concept. Take a look at one amazing frame of the show:

I'm not telling what this is.  You'll have to watch the show to find out.

Now imagine a full hour of that every week! With 43 minutes of show per hour at 30 frames per second, that's 77,400 frames of glorious joy. Can you imagine 77,399 other frames as spectacular as the one above? So can I!

April 14, 2004

Compromise isn't censorship

Wal-Mart is the first retailer to sell the RCA ClearPlay dvd player. Built into the dvd player, ClearPlay software offers the following exciting benefits:

ClearPlay works with the regular DVDs that you already rent or purchase from your local stores. When you put a movie in a ClearPlay enabled DVD player, you can enjoy the show -- without needing to worry about the occasional R or PG-13 content. It's as if you had super-fast fingers and were able to punch remote control buttons fast and accurately enough to skip and mute certain content, but still maintain the movie's continuity and entertainment value!

Wowie! That's awesome! Now parents need not be bothered with monitoring what their children watch. It's MovieNanny&trade!

All sarcasm aside, I don't have a problem with this software or how it "modifies" movies. It's a filter that leaves the movie whole, which should be obvious to all but the most obtuse critics of ClearPlay. A dvd player can't hack up a dvd to leave only the "non-offensive" parts. Anyone who wishes to not see or hear objectionable material may use a dvd player with this software to make viewing simple. There is definitely a niche for this.

I think this next quote from Michael Medved is simplistic and utopian, but it explains a little bit about the audience interested in this type of technology:

"Movie fans who have been worried about excesses in violence, sexuality, and language can now enjoy their favorite films with a sense of security and satisfaction."

For example, in its analysis of About a Boy, ClearPlay has found offensive material. The original version contains moderate Blood & Gore, moderate Sex/Nudity, heavy Profanity, and minor violence. The filtered ClearPlay version contains minor Blood & Gore, minor Sex/Nudity, no Profanity, and minor violence.

I'm not sure which movie they watched for the Sex/Nudity component, but I don't think it was the About a Boy starring Hugh Grant. However, I don't have the same sensibilities as others, so I'm willing to consider that I'm "immune" to a moderate abundance of Sex/Nudity. I'm not sure about the moderate Blood & Gore, either, but I'm willing to consider that some people don't want to see a kid get beaten up, even if it's necessary to move the story along.

As for Profanity, I fully agree that it's pervasive throughout the movie. However, it's important in this movie to have profanity. Real people swear. When writing a character, the writer's goal is to make that character real. Thus, movie characters swear. When Will says "Fuck" in response to a statement by Marcus, it shows Will's sense of being overwhelmed better than "I'm overwhelmed". Marcus acknowledged that he didn't know why Will swore, but it made him feel better. Someone had understood him. Filtering it out detracts from the movie, which gets back to the concept of parenting versus a government/corporate provided content nanny.

Of course, this technology will sell. Despite my opinion, people want it, and they will get it. Being America, there is, of course, another side.

This article explains the legal brouhaha that's erupted because of the software. I don't see a compelling justification for legal action because of ClearPlay's software, but it's happening:

...Clearplay and its rivals face a challenge from the other direction.

A Hollywood consortium, including some of Tinseltown's top directors, has sued Clearplay and others, arguing that they are abusing the films' artistic integrity.

By producing - without permission - altered versions of intellectual property, censors are effectively pirating directors' and studios' work, the lawsuit argues.

Clearplay hopes to escape through a loophole: instead of making new versions of films, it argues, its technology is simply another way of playing the existing movie - no more an abuse than a viewer fast-forwarding a tape in his own home.

That last sentence doesn't explain a loophole. It explains a clear answer to why legal efforts to stop this are silly. There is no legal basis for stopping this. ClearPlay is not altering the source material. The copyrighted source is never touched, so none of the author's rights as the creator of the work are infringed. The only arguments for attacking it are philosophical.

If people are buying a movie, then watch a filtered version, the director still wins. She can continue making the movie that she envisions, while more people see it than would have originally. Through maintaining her artistic vision, she can perhaps enlighten those viewers about her idea of creativity and free expression. Who loses?

Since America is pre-occupied with "objectionable content" issues this year, I'll leave it to the British to have the appropriate response to our hysteria:

American cinephiles will soon be able to enjoy their movies without sex, violence, swearing - indeed, without any of the interesting bits.

That's tongue-in-cheek, but it's representative of reality. Beyond the instances where sex, violence, swearing, and drug use are necessary for a story, humans are interested in those topics. Not all humans, but enough that there is an industry for it. Right or wrong, it will continue. But there are legitimate ways to "please everyone" while not infringing upon anyone's free speech. Imagine that...

April 13, 2004

Words are free, jails are not

Even though The Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression is associated with his university, I love the concept of this organization. From its website:

The Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression is a unique organization, devoted solely to the defense of free expression in all its forms. While its charge is sharply focused, the Center's mission is broad. It is as concerned with the musician as with the mass media, with the painter as with the publisher, and as much with the sculptor as the editor.

Every year, the Center awards the Jefferson Muzzles, which it describes as follows:

Announced on or near April 13 -- the anniversary of the birth of Thomas Jefferson -- the Jefferson Muzzles are awarded as a means to draw national attention to abridgments of free speech and press and, at the same time, foster an appreciation for those tenets of the First Amendment. Because the importance and value of free expression extend far beyond the First Amendment's limit on government censorship, acts of private censorship are not spared consideration for the dubious honor of receiving a Muzzle.

Announced today, the 2004 winners are:

Judge Miriam Goldman Gedarbaum

The U.S. Department of Defense

The United States Secret Service

The Albemarle County (VA) School Board

Baseball Hall of Fame President Dale Petroskey

CBS Television

The University of New Orleans Administration

The Administration of Dearborn High School (Michigan)

The South Carolina House of Representatives

The Parks and Recreation Division of Broward County (Florida)

Jeff Webster of Soldotna, Alaska, and the Unnamed Arsonist of Harrisonburg, Virginia

The Arizona State License Commission

The Pilot Point (Texas) Police Department

I don't make a distinction about which speech or ideas should be free. Say whatever is on your mind. Believe what you want. Synthesize what others have to say. Enjoy the freedom to say as much or as little as you wish. Make a statement, then immediately realize that you believe something else.

With censorship rampant in America, it's important to remember that progress only comes about through the free expression of ideas. That shouldn't be stopped by anyone. Anyone who regularly reads RollingDoughnut.com will understand that I admire this 1962 statement from the late Supreme Court Justice Hugo L. Black:

"My view is, without deviation, without exception, without any ifs, buts, or whereases, that freedom of speech means that you shall not do something to people either for the views they have or the views they express or the words they speak or write."

Taking a little twist on an old bumper sticker cliche, I contribute propose this: Know censorship, Know oppression. No censorship, no oppression.

I hear the unknown's cackling

I got trapped in my bathroom last night. Again.

I don't know how this happens. I remember going in, but my next coherent thought was kneeling on the rug, feeling the walls to determine the location of the door. I found the wall, but didn't know which direction to move in. I remember finding the wood of the cabinet beneath the sink, but I wasn't awake enough to know which direction to move. My brain slowly came to life, processing logical thoughts.

I refused to stop touching the wood of the cabinet because I knew that was important. As my hands reached the edge of the cabinet door, I pulled it open towards me. That let me know that the bathroom door was on my left. I lunged my hands for the door, hoping to find the knob. I spent a few more moments searching, but I found it. I went back to bed, too tired to comprehend the situation. My only thought was that I'd escaped again.

My bathroom continues its attempts to capture me, but I've been successful in avoiding its forever grasp so far. I will continue to fight defiantly!

April 12, 2004

Leadership lessons, no charge

The debate over what the U.S. and coalition forces should do about Iraq has turned into a discussion of Iraq as the Vietnam. I don't think this idea holds up, as Tony Blair correctly explains in this article. The entire article is worth reading, but here's the highlight:

Of course they use Iraq. It is vital to them. As each attack brings about American attempts to restore order, so they then characterise it as American brutality. As each piece of chaos menaces the very path toward peace and democracy along which most Iraqis want to travel, they use it to try to make the coalition lose heart, and bring about the retreat that is the fanatics' victory.

They know it is a historic struggle. They know their victory would do far more than defeat America or Britain. It would defeat civilisation and democracy everywhere. They know it, but do we? The truth is, faced with this struggle, on which our own fate hangs, a significant part of Western opinion is sitting back, if not half-hoping we fail, certainly replete with schadenfreude at the difficulty we find.

Building further upon this, Andrew Sullivan posted his statement detailing how John Kerry should handle the current situation in Iraq. He opens his article with the following:

There's no question that the violence in Iraq this past week has rattled Washington - and indeed Americans. A war that seems to pit U.S. marines against some of the people they are supposed to be liberating is not a narrative most Americans want to follow. Senator Ted Kennedy used the V-word: "We're facing a quagmire in Iraq, just as we faced a quagmire in Vietnam." Even the conservative TV host, Bill O'Reilly, opined of the silent majority of Shiites: "If these people won't help us, we need to get out in an orderly matter."

Whether or not someone supported the war, that doesn't change the fact that we're not leaving without success. In the land of fairies and always-answered prayers, we could withdraw and Iraq would still become a stable democacry. Unfortunately, this is the mess we're in. It's not going away, so we have to deal with, whether or not Bush should've gotten us into it.

Ultimately, the presidential debate becomes "Who should lead us in the continued war on terrorism?"

For me (besides the obvious conclusion that I'll vote for John Kerry, short of him being caught with a dead body), this election is about finding a presidential leader. Bush has alienated the world with his bullying tough talk. Kerry hasn't built any credibility in his ability to take a stance. This is bad for our future.

But the consolation is that, contrary to what people think, Kerry is not going to walk away from what Bush started. He can't. As much as he may take every stance possible, he's smart enough to understand the global implications of the current situation.

That leads to the question of what John Kerry would do. As Mr. Sullivan states:

This leaves, however, a fascinating dilemma for John Kerry. So far, his campaign has been dedicated to criticizing how the president got us into the Iraq war. Last Wednesday in a radio interview, he described the Iraq war as "one of the greatest failures of diplomacy and failures of judgment that I have seen in all the time that I've been in public life." But what would he do if he were elected? So far, he has dismissed the notion that he would cut and run. And you can see why: If he were to pull a Zapatero, he would be destroyed in the election. But he has yet to articulate a compelling alternative to Bush's call for resolve. Again, when asked last week what his own current policy would be, he responded: "Right now, what I would do differently is, I mean, look, I'm not the president, and I didn't create this mess so I don't want to acknowledge a mistake that I haven't made." That's a non-answer. But a non-answer tells you a lot about what a real answer might be.

That kind of non-answer is understandable from a politician. But it's obvious that the United States is in need of a leader, not another president governing by polls or ideology (Clinton and Bush, respectively). Mr. Sullivan, who is not running for president, imagined the perfect statement to fit the message John Kerry is trying to sell. He writes:

Thank you, Mr president, for your leadership in difficult times. You took some tough decisions in good faith. I disagree with you but I will not let our troops down and I will not abandon Iraq. But you, Mr president, are now part of the problem. You are too polarizing a figure to bring real peace to Iraq, and have bungled the post-liberation too badly. Your failure to find stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction has undermined your credibility as a war-leader. You are too unpopular to allow European governments and the U.N. to cooperate fully in the war. One of the advantages of a democracy is that we can pursue the same goals over time with different leaders and different strategies. I intend to win the war in Iraq because we cannot afford to lose it. But I also intend to bring our allies more centrally into the task, to increase troop levels in the country, to appoint Richard Holbrooke to oversee our cooperation with the incoming Iraqi government, and ask former president Bill Clinton to re-open peace talks between the Israelis and Palestinians. I will be tough on terror and tough on the causes of terror. I can complete what you started. In fact, I alone can complete what you started.

The ideas in that one paragraph say everything necessary. Unfortunately, I fear that we'd have to live in the land of fairies and always-answered prayers for those words to come from John Kerry.

It's a simple game, really.

The Phillies are awful. We lost again today, in the home opener. I'm not giving up, but I sense impending disaster. When I wrote the script for the first 7 games of this season, it didn't include 6 losses.

On Thursday, Danielle and I are going to Philadelphia to see the Phillies "play". She's never been to a Major League game, so I'd like it to be a good game for her. However, since I define a good game as a Phillies win, I'm a little worried. The new ballpark is nice, but losing sucks. I'll have to buy her some cotton candy as a salve, but only if she buys me blinders and aspirin.

Even from DC, I can smell the "classic" Philadelphia smell surrounding the stadium complex. Sniff, sniff, sniff. As it wafts ungraciously into my nose, I've figured out the fragrance. It's the scent of an in-progress 160-game losing streak.

April 09, 2004

Aren't you glad I'm blogging again?

As if we needed further proof of the current spree of attacks on rights, now the Justice Department is going after pornography. According to the article, the goal isn't to rid the country of porn that is clearly reprehensible, such as child pornography:

In this field office in Washington, 32 prosecutors, investigators and a handful of FBI agents are spending millions of dollars to bring anti-obscenity cases to courthouses across the country for the first time in 10 years. Nothing is off limits, they warn, even soft-core cable programs such as HBO's long-running Real Sex or the adult movies widely offered in guestrooms of major hotel chains.

Department officials say they will send "ripples" through an industry that has proliferated on the Internet and grown into an estimated $10 billion-a-year colossus profiting Fortune 500 corporations such as Comcast, which offers hard-core movies on a pay-per-view channel.

The Justice Department recently hired Bruce Taylor, who was instrumental in a handful of convictions obtained over the past year and unsuccessfully represented the state in a 1981 case, Larry Flynt vs. Ohio.

This scares me. I believe that we are free to make, distribute, and view pornography if we wish, given that it involves consenting adults. That's the basic idea of liberty. Yet, we have this:

Drew Oosterbaan, chief of the division in charge of obscenity prosecutions at the Justice Department, says officials are trying to send a message and halt an industry they see as growing increasingly "lawless."

"We want to do everything we can to deter this conduct" by producers and consumers, Oosterbaan said. "Nothing is off the table as far as content."

Deter this conduct? By consumers? Nothing is off the table as far as content? Where might this be heading...

Regarding the law that Attorney General Ashcroft and the Justice Department will use, there's this:

The law itself rests on the landmark 1973 Supreme Court decision in Miller vs. California, which held that something is "obscene" only if an average person applying contemporary community standards finds it patently offensive. But until now, it hasn't been prosecuted at the federal level for more than 10 years.

The question is simple: who decides "community standards"? That leads to the next question I have: if my neighbors disagree with what I'm doing, but I'm not harming anyone, why do they get to decide that I can't do it? When did the Constitution begin to grant the right for the majority to quiet the minority opinion? I don't believe it does.

Freedom grants you the right to believe and behave as you wish, as long as you're not harming others. The drawback is that I get the same rights. Freedom doesn't imply freedom from mental anguish because of things you disagree with. The only way to "guarantee" that we get all Disney and no MTV (as FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps so eloquently put the family-oriented debate) is to turn America into a dictatorship.

Instead, I prefer this idea from Representative Ron Paul, which is brilliant. (I don't know his views on pornography, so I'm not endorsing the connection that this quote represents his views on pornography. But it's relevant for the my view of the concept of censorship - "content intrusion" for those of you playing the home version of The Political Hate Speech Drinking Game&trade.):

Since most Americans- I hope- are still for freedom of expression of political ideas and religious beliefs, no one claims that anyone who endorses freedom of speech therefore endorses the nutty philosophy and religious views that are expressed. We should all know that the 1st Amendment was not written to protect non-controversial mainstream speech, but rather the ideas and beliefs of what the majority see as controversial or fringe.

The temptation has always been great to legislatively restrict rudeness, prejudice, and minority views, and it's easiest to start by attacking the clearly obnoxious expressions that most deem offensive. The real harm comes later. But "later" is now approaching.

The failure to understand that radio, TV, and movies more often than not reflect the peoples' attitudes prompts this effort. It was never law that prohibited moral degradation in earlier times. It was the moral standards of the people who rejected the smut that we now see as routine entertainment. Merely writing laws and threatening huge fines will not improve the moral standards of the people. Laws like the proposed "Broadcast Indecency Act of 2004" merely address the symptom of a decaying society, while posing a greater threat to freedom of expression. Laws may attempt to silence the bigoted and the profane, but the hearts and minds of those individuals will not be changed. Societal standards will not be improved. Government has no control over these standards, and can only undermine liberty in its efforts to make individuals more moral or the economy fairer.

Proponents of using government authority to censor certain undesirable images and comments on the airwaves resort to the claim that the airways belong to all the people, and therefore it's the government's responsibility to protect them. The mistake of never having privatized the radio and TV airwaves does not justify ignoring the 1st Amendment mandate that "Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of speech." When everyone owns something, in reality nobody owns it. Control then occurs merely by the whims of the politicians in power. From the very start, licensing of radio and TV frequencies invited government censorship that is no less threatening than that found in totalitarian societies.

We should not ignore the smut and trash that has invaded our society, but laws like this will not achieve the goals that many seek. If a moral society could be created by law, we would have had one a long time ago. The religious fundamentalists in control of other countries would have led the way. Instead, authoritarian violence reigns in those countries.

If it is not recognized that this is the wrong approach to improve the quality of the airways, a heavy price will be paid. The solution to decaying moral standards has to be voluntary, through setting examples in our families, churches, and communities- never by government coercion. It just doesn't work.

Amen.

Freedom is beautifully ugly

I've put this entry on hold for more than a week, but thanks to the FCC's nonsense regarding Howard Stern, it's now relevant. Here are my views on the National Association of Broadcaster's Summit on Responsible Programming. This summit featured key speeches by FCC Chairman Michael Powell and FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps. I could offer a nice thesis on indecency and my Libertarian view, but I've explained that in many previous posts. Thus, I wish to take issue with parts of the speeches, offering my commentary on each segment I believe to be relevant to the current debate.

First up, comments by FCC Chairman Michael Powell:

Of particular significance, and concern, is that the debate re-energized the previously fading debate about the role of government in content-whether it be restricting offensive content, or promoting favored content and viewpoints. This increased comfort with content intrusion is part of what is on display in the furious debate about broadcast indecency and excessive violence.

Increased comfort with "content intrusion"? How can he say that and think it's acceptable? It's not. He's framing the debate and hoping, with reasonable expectation, that people will agree. "Content intrusion" is called censorship. I could end my argument here and it would be sufficient.

Indeed, I am of the view that competitive pressures much more than consolidation are what account for more programming that tests the limits of indecency and violence. As audience continues to fragment and the number of choices multiplies, it is harder and harder to grab and hold a viewer or listener.

It's harder, so broadcasters are following formulas. The "indecency" showing up on the public airwaves is a result of changing attitudes in America. Writers are expressing that acceptance. Broadcasters try to fight this.

Watch television or listen to the radio. Everything is the same, except for a few outliers on the fringe. Those fringe players are the talented ones. Howard Stern is not the norm. Jack Diamond is the norm. But Howard Stern is nationally syndicated because this is what people want to hear. There is a Jack Diamond in every city in America. They're on the air because they're not "filthy". But listeners don't come charging back for more. Family-oriented gets wacky programming. Talent-driven gets funny programming. I'll take funny.

Currently, however, we are not talking about speech or conduct on the margin that has set off the current powder keg in the country. We see increasing - - -I might even say escalating - - - complaints from the public because increasingly it seems the media is not playing close to the line, but is outright leaping past the line and in fact daring the audience and daring the government to do anything about it. Some of the transcripts I have been forced to read reveal content that is pure trash, plain and simple, and few, other than staunch libertarians, could possibly stand up and defend it publicly.

Michael, please, put the hammer down. It's hard work building your own cross. Stop for a moment and get some lemonade.

In other words, the debate is not best understood as one about what you can do or cannot do on radio or television. Rather, it is more about whether consumers can rely on reasonable expectations about the range of what they will see on a given program at a given time.

He's lying. If he believed this, he wouldn't be going after Howard Stern. Every listener who tunes in Howard Stern knows exactly what type of program will air. If he believed this, he'd be fighting for time-delays on live broadcasts instead of tougher legislation.

It is not Janet's nudity that is decried. It is the fact that "by god it was the Superbowl!" the largest prime television event of the year. An event for friends and family. People do not want to feel that they can be struck by lightning, or hit by a truck at any moment. Similarly, they do not like the sense they have no safe expectation of what they might see or hear during a given program-precisely the formula some are using to grab headlines. By the nature of your medium, consumers expect more of you than most.

And now he's trying to reduce Janet Jackson to familiarity. He's attempting to further frame the debate in his favor. And I fail to see the connection between naked breasts and being struck by lightning or being hit by a truck. And I do expect more of broadcasters, as opposed to worrying about nuclear proliferation, world hunger, and global warming. Naked breasts are a serious danger to civilization.

And, last but not least, the law says so.

I know he didn't say this. It's not possible, even though "Because I said so" is a great argument. Slavery was "the law". No female suffrage was "the law". Does this make it right?

It is your "publicness" that also invites strong governmental oversight and interest. The ability to limit these intrusions and protect your commercial viability depends heavily on policing yourselves. I think this industry must set a higher standard commensurate with its privilege as public trustees and with its own traditions. Setting your own standards is your best defense.

In this vein, I want to strongly encourage you to develop and adopt a new voluntary code to guide your actions in the same spirit you have in years past. I believe you can create such best practices and guidelines, consistent with the law. It would be in your interest to do so.

Seriously? This is a stupid idea. It's the same as being forced to cut your own switch. (If you're not from the South, you may need that explained to you.) If broadcasters knew what was safe and what was "illegal", this debate wouldn't be happening. Their point is that if you don't like their rules, you're going to tell them to go back and try again. Why waste time, Chairman Powell? What are you afraid of?

Finally, I have heard some of you call for an FCC rulemaking to create more "clarity" as to what is prohibited. I want to warn you that this is unwise. You do not want to ask the government to write a "Red Book" of Dos and Don'ts. I understand the complaint about knowing where the line is, but heavier government entanglement through a "Dirty Conduct Code" will not only chill speech, it may deep freeze it. It might be an ice age that would last a very long time.

That is the money quote. Nope, they're not interested in taking away your rights. Nope, not at all. Chairman Powell, you can talk all the big talk you want, but it's obvious that you don't want to write a "Red Book" because you know a court will strike it down as unconstitutional.

I will conclude, as I once concluded a speech on the First Amendment several years ago: "We should think twice before allowing the government the discretion to filter information to us as they see fit, for the King always takes his ransom."

I was wrong. That's the money quote.

Next up, comments by FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps:

We are here because millions of Americans have made it convincingly clear that they no longer will tolerate media's race to the bottom when it comes to indecency on the people's airwaves.

Prove it. One listener in Fort Lauderdale doesn't speak for America. Until you set up a corresponding system that allows citizens to voice their approval of "indecent" material, you'll only hear the slanted voice of complaints. That's not fair government.

Every day when I boot up my FCC computer, every time I visit a town or city anywhere across this country of ours, I hear the people's concern: we are fed up, they say, with the patently offensive programming coming our way so much of the time. I saw the people's anger all last year when Commissioner Adelstein and I took to the road in our media ownership forums, and I saw it again over the past few months as all the Commissioners were in Charlotte, North Carolina and San Antonio, Texas for hearings on localism-people from all walks of life and every political persuasion lined up to express their frustration-their anger-with the sex, violence and profanity that pervades so much of our media. We even had kids stand up and say how fed up they are with the programming coming their way.

Define "patently offensive". And when did it become acceptable for Charlotte and San Antonio to speak for America?

About the only place where the Super Bowl had a galvanizing effect was here in Washington, particularly at the FCC, where the tired old arguments I have been hearing for the past three years were finally laid to rest-I think. "If people don't like what they're seeing, they can just turn it off," I was told. Are we supposed to just turn off the all-American Super Bowl?

My response is simple: Yes, turn off the Super Bowl. I know it will be difficult, since you'll have to unwrap yourself from the flag, but I think you can manage it. Watching the Super Bowl is your right. It is not your right to dictate what should be on the Super Bowl. If you get to make that argument, then I'm making the rule that the Redskins get to play in the Super Bowl every year. Am I supposed to watch the all-American Super Bowl without my favorite team? I think not, Mr. Copps.

I believe that, as a society, we have a responsibility to protect children from content that is inappropriate for them. And when it comes to the broadcast media, the Federal Communications Commission has the statutory obligation-the legal mandate-to protect children from indecent, profane and obscene programming.

I'm sure my brother is thrilled that you feel you can protect his son better than he can. I believe he'll expect you to pay child support if you intend to raise his child, though. Oh, but I forgot, he's a man, so he's an irresponsible, inadequate parent. Forgive me. Please.

But while you meet and discuss and move toward I hope resolute new industry policies on indecency, I am going to be pressing my colleagues to get on with the job of enforcing the statute, using all the ammunition already in our armory and also putting to immediate use any additional arrows that Congress may provide for our quiver.

Perfect. While Chairman Powell is suggesting the industry right it's own rules of conduct, you don't wish to wait for that. You just want to enforce, enforce, enforce. Allow me to ask this silly question: which rules are you enforcing?

Let me urge you also to cast your net widely as you develop a program. A grassroots issue merits-indeed compels-grassroots input. If this was an "inside-the-Beltway" issue, we wouldn't be here today. Open your doors, let the sun shine in, reach out and talk to those who you want to see and hear your programs. You'll have a better product by far if you do this.

Commissioner Copps should be honest and say what type of programming he demands. Broadcasters have been "opening their doors and letting the sun shine in" with some silly little invention called the Nielsen Ratings. It tells broadcasters what people are watching. Which determines what programming earns money from advertisers. Which determines what continues to get on the air. And who decides what defines "better product" in your mind? What if broadcasters do this and the people say "We want smut!"? What then?

It's clear that both men have an agenda. I'm more concerned about Chairman Powell because he's trying to shape this debate with subtlety. Commissioner Copps is trying to bludgeon the issue, which will never achieve his desired result. However, both are attacking free speech rights and that's unacceptable.

April 08, 2004

Freedom requires honesty

National security adviser Condoleezza Rice spoke to the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States . She had some interesting insights, which I'll recap here, with my opinion added. From her opening remarks:

The terrorists were at war with us, but we were not yet at war with them. For more than 20 years, the terrorist threat gathered, and America's response across several administrations of both parties was insufficient. Historically, democratic societies have been slow to react to gathering threats, tending instead to wait to confront threats until they are too dangerous to ignore or until it is too late.

I've harped on it before, but freedom isn't free. There are intangible costs associated with it, but I don't think we wish to give up on democracy to possibly prevent more terrorism. Living in fear doesn't work.

To her credit, Dr. Rice implied this idea. I'm not convinced that the president and administration is committed to this ideal, but I have cause for hope. However, I disagree with this next comment, concerning President Bush's leadership since September 11th, 2001:

[H]e has done this in a way that is consistent with protecting America's cherished civil liberties and with preserving our character as a free and open society.

I've written voluminously about that concept, with regard to subjects not related to September 11th, 2001. My views on this are simple: argue what you will about President Bush's leadership in "protecting America's cherished civil liberties and with preserving our character as a free and open society", his actions are, at best, contradictory. At worst, this statement is false. I'm not going to comment further.

Moving on to Dr. Rice's testimony, many of her answers portray the fact that the issues facing the president and his administration don't lend themselves to an obvious prioritization. He must make choices, as educated as possible. It's not always successful, but that doesn't mean he's a bad president. Consider this:

One doesn't have the luxury of dealing only with one issue if you are the United States of America. There are many urgent and important issues.

But we all had a strong sense that this was a very crucial issue. The question was, what do you then do about it?

And the decision that we made was to, first of all, have no drop- off in what the Clinton administration was doing, because clearly they had done a lot of work to deal with this very important priority.

And so we kept the counterterrorism team on board. We knew that George Tenet was there. We had the comfort of knowing that Louis Freeh was there.

Assuming this testimony is the truth, this begins to enlighten us about the thought process involved before September 11th. Intelligence gathering is confusing. The answers aren't always obvious. The key is being smart with the information available at the time. The primary valuable hindsight task is to fix the intelligence/structural weaknesses that did not prevent the attacks. Assigning blame should happen, but only if an egregious failure to act makes assigning blame an obvious option.

As Dr. Rice reveals in her response to Governor James R. Thompson's questioning about the attack on the U.S.S. Cole:

Governor Thompson: The Cole - why didn't the Bush administration respond to the Cole?

Dr. Rice: I think Secretary Rumsfeld has perhaps said it best.

We really thought that the Cole incident was passed, that you didn't want to respond tit-for-tat. As I've said, there is strategic response and tactical response.

And just responding to another attack in an insufficient way we thought would actually probably embolden the terrorists. They had been emboldened by everything else that had been done to them. And that the best course was to look ahead to a more aggressive strategy against them.

I still believe to this day that the Al Qaida were prepared for a response to the Cole and that, as some of the intelligence suggested, bin Laden was intending to show that he yet survived another one, and that it might have been counterproductive.

That makes sense to me. For an example, see the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Every attack gets an immediate revenge response. Where is the solution in there? I know that's over-simplifying the issue, but the point is still relevant. The thought process within the Clinton and Bush administrations was logical and potentially correct.

However, despite my positive response to Dr. Rice's testimony, my fundamental issue with the Bush administration is displayed by Bob Kerrey's comments during the questioning:

Let me say, I think you would have come in there if you said, We screwed up. We made a lot of mistakes. You obviously don't want to use the M-word in here. And I would say fine, it's game, set, match. I understand that.

When faced with questioning about what happened, President Bush and the administration circled the wagons. They didn't want any debate. The president has a war on terrorism to fight, which isn't finished. But that's a justification for beginning the debate, not ending it. He's committed America to a long fight against radical, violent thinking. This is worthy, but not to be undertaken in secret.

Everyone knows that mistakes were made leading up to September 11th. I believe (hope?) the majority of people are smart enough to know that no one person or administration can be blamed for this. We didn't know. But we could've. Until President Bush is prepared to act presidential and speaks honestly with the American people, his credibility will suffer. In an election year, that's not wise.

Let freedom ring?

Perhaps Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia should speak with President Bush. At a speech, Justice Scalia spoke of the Constitution:

"The Constitution of the United States is extraordinary and amazing. People just don't revere it like they used to," Scalia told a full auditorium of high school students, officials, religious leaders.

Interesting words by an extreme conservative. I agree with his statement, but I suspect we don't agree on how to apply our reverance.

Papa I know you're going to upset

Thanks to a link from Wil Wheaton, I discovered Andrew Sullivan's blog. He's a conservative, so I don't always agree with him, but I find myself agreeing more than I would've expected. Whether I agree or not, his views are intelligent and logical. In reading his blog, I came across an article he wrote for the January 26, 2004 issue of Time. It's called "Nanny-In-Chief: Bush versus Freedom".

I've written extensively about my displeasure with President Bush and his presidency. There are instances where I believe he is attacked unjustly, or at least for the wrong reasons, but Andrew Sullivan's article is a brilliant synopsis of President Bush's agenda and its flaws. Consider:

There's barely a speech by president Bush that doesn't cite the glories of human freedom. It's God's gift to mankind, he believes. And in some ways, this president has clearly expanded it: the people of Afghanistan and Iraq now enjoy liberties unimaginable only a few years ago. But there's a strange exception to this Bush doctrine: it ends when you reach America's shores. Within the United States, the Bush administration has shown an unusually hostile attitude toward the exercise of personal freedom. When your individual choices conflict with what the Bush people think is good for you, they've been only too happy to intervene. The government, Bush clearly believes, has a right to be involved in many personal decisions individuals make - punishing some, encouraging others, nudging and prodding the public to live the good life as the president understands it. The nanny-state, much loved by Democrats, is now thriving under Republicans.

I recently heard Bill O'Reilly say that America has the decision of which view of personal liberty to support and promote: secular or morality-based. Obviously, he wants a moral minimum for the country, while I believe that a secular view, based on separation of church and state, is best. Anarchy will not result from either, but freedom is extended to everyone under my ideal.

Mr. Sullivan continues with this:

The president is proud of his big government moralism. As he put it in his first State of the Union, "Values are important, so we have tripled funding for character education to teach our children not only reading and writing, but right from wrong." Sounds inoffensive enough. But who exactly determines what is right and what is wrong? Churches? Synagogues? Parents? Teachers? Nah. The federal government.

Again, President Bush is attempting to have the federal government parent our children. Parents don't know enough or may not believe the right things, so Congress and the President (but not the activist judges) will do the job properly. This is wrong.

While Mr. Sullivan's article loses compelling force near the end, he finishes with a succinct flourish.

There has always been a tension in conservatism between those who favor more liberty and those who want more morality. But what's indisputable is that Bush's "compassionate conservatism" is a move toward the latter - the use of the government to impose and subsidize certain morals over others. He is fusing big government liberalism with religious right moralism. It's the nanny-state with more cash. Your cash, that is. And their morals.

That's not a fair trade for me. Others may disagree, but it gets back to the dual edge of freedom. You get freedom, but so do I. Anything short of that isn't freedom.

April 07, 2004

Corey Hart sang it best

I came across this USA Today article about entrepreneurs and the influence received from their mothers. The article focuses on a new documentary, Lemonade Stories. Here's the description of the documentary:

Introducing Lemonade Stories, a film by Mary Mazzio about extraordinary entrepreneurs and their mothers. This film focuses on how mothers have contributed to the entrepreneurial spirit of their sons and daughters, as well as the influence these mothers have had on their children in terms of instilling a responsibility to give back to the community.

Now that I think about this concept, I can't wait to see the film. I have many of the characteristics mentioned in the USA Today article. Whether or not I'll have success in my new business is undetermined, but I am an entrepreneur. As the article points out in a quote from Earl Graves, Sr., the founder of Black Enterprise magazine: "You have to have a junkyard-dog mentality." I have that and I got it from my mom.

Whenever I switched projects at my previous employer, I sought projects that would provide me with opportunities to move my career in the best direction for my interests. This often conflicted with management's idea of what I should do next. I seldom got what I wanted, but I always got more than I would have if I'd kept quiet and been a "company guy". At one point, I had a manager ask me why I "couldn't just go along." It's the way I've always been. It's in my blood.

During graduate school, I was the Administrative Chairman of SEED. As the Admin Chair, I was part of the 4-member Executive Committee responsible for leading the organization. In every vote, we needed a majority. Don't ask me why the founders never included a tiebreaker in the by-laws, but that's the way it was. For our team, that wasn't a problem because the vote on virtually every issue was 3-1. I was always the dissenter in those 3-1 votes.

One of our tasks was recruiting and "hiring" new members, when necessary. (Students didn't receive payment or class credit, but the experience was invaluable.) In trying to move SEED from the culture of a club to that of a professional organization, we implemented higher standards for our members. At one point during the academic year, we had to recruit a replacement for a member who didn't fulfill his duties. When deciding upon his replacement, we had two finalists. Everyone wanted one individual, except for me. I voted against the candidate, which makes no difference, since we had a majority. (To my friend Charles' credit, he let the debate continue for 2 hours to hear my side.)

I'd believed that he wouldn't perform well in the role. Without a concrete reason other than a hunch, I knew it was the wrong decision. His resume was impressive on the surface, but I sensed something. I'm not a genius at HR matters, but I've learned to trust my intuition, especially when it's as strong as it was. So I fought. And fought. And lost.

We brought the new guy into the team. He eased into his role, then proceeded to perform as I'd predicted for the remainder of the year. We'd made the wrong decision, but we were better prepared to deal with the situation because I refused to give in.

I'm the ideal dissenter. Like my mom, I'd rather stand up for what's right than go along to avoid a fight. It's more troublesome, but I can't accept less. As Michael Faber writes about Mrs. Emmeline Fox not being the leader of the Rescue Society in The Crimson Petal and the White, "Not that she ever would be: she was born to be a dissenter within a larger certainty, she knows that."

I can live with that, but in not submitting to conformity, I became an entrepreneur. Thanks mom.

April 06, 2004

Standing on greener grass

I like to pretend that I have a large cache of faithful readers. In reality, I appreciate both of you, so I'm going to offer a brief summary of what's gone on lately in my life that has caused me to be away from blogging. There's a lot more than I can reasonably explain on my lunch hour, so I promise to give more details when time permits. With that warning, here goes...

I didn't blog much in mid-March because I resigned from my job. My last day was March 19th and I didn't have time to spare as I concluded the tasks I'd been working on and transitioned my responsibilities leading up to that Friday.

As ready as I was to leave, I had to leave on good terms. I'd been with that company for nearly 6 years, ever since graduating from graduate school in '98. I had a history and reputation that I didn't want to tarnish. Besides, I didn't leave the industry (software consulting) and my specialty is a small community in the federal government. It was inevitable that a few bridges would burn because I broke my "loyalty", but I tried to be professional about it. I didn't leave my employer, as much as I chased my new opportunity.

As of yesterday, I'm self-employed. This is a huge step for me because I've wanted to do this for many years. I'm no longer on the traditional company treadmill of chasing the ever-elusive carrot. Instead of ignoring my career goals and ambitions to please a boss, I determine which path I take. My only requirement is to deliver to my client(s).

There are, of course, greater challenges involved, such as job security and tax burdens, but the reward is worth the effort. Ignoring the monetary aspects, I've moved from beggar to builder. And that's where I want to be.

I'll reveal more as time permits, but it'll be a few days/weeks before I get back into a regular pattern of blogging. I miss it, so I promise I haven't disappeared. Thanks.

April 02, 2004

I should stage my fake abduction

I try not to get too wrapped up in celebrity worship, but sometimes I can get sucked in against my will. Earlier this week... yes, I know I've been away for a little while. I'm back now and will catch everyone up on the monumental last few weeks... So, I was watching VH1 earlier this week, specifically Best Week Ever. I'd followed the show a little bit since Wil Wheaton mentioned his involvement several months ago. I've enjoyed being "in the know" about his involvement, since I read his blog regularly. So I was watching the other night, with the hope that he'd be involved in the episode. That didn't prepare me for what I saw as I watched.

The episode progressed nicely, with some mildly funny snark. That's a great introduction a show, so I kept watching. Then the duo from ModernHumorist.com came on to talk about a news story, which thoroughly escapes me now. The reason it escapes me is simple: I was screaming "Holy shit!" at my television. The duo that founded ModernHumorist.com are Michael Colton and John Aboud. Admittedly, I've never met Michael Colton, but I spent the seven years of middle and high school as friends with Aboud. He sat on my right (or did I sit on his left, now that he's the celebrity?) every day during lunch. I hung out at his house with a bunch of friends the day I returned from Virginia Tech's freshman orientation. Blah, blah, blah.

I've had friends who have media exposure and success. My friend Kevin is a sports writer; he covers the Minnesota Vikings for the Star Tribune. Before that, he covered the Baltimore Orioles for The Washington Times. He's covered the last few Super Bowls. Blah, blah, blah.

I'm accustomed to watching my friends have success. I'm happy for them, so I don't want to seem jealous or resentful. But there's a unique reaction to seeing someone I know on television. So I screamed "Holy shit!".

The first thing I did was call my brother to tell him to turn on VH1. Then I called Danielle to lament that "my life was over". She wisely assured me that my life was not over. Unfortunately, she was unavailable this afternoon when I reached page 73 of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. Specifically, this text:

It's a brilliantly simple concept featuring comics like Chuck Nice, Brian Huskey, Donnell Rawlings, the far-too-rarely-seen Rachael Harris, plus the cham-peen deadpan kings of Best Week, the duo John Aboud and Michael Colton of the webzine "Modern Humorist."

accompanied by this picture:

VH1_Coltoud.jpg

After reading through this, I did some searching. I found this link to Best Week Ever panelists. I also found video that's funny. My consolation prize in this is that I made Aboud laugh in high school. I remember one uncontrollable-laugh-inducing incident involving dry wit, Richard Simmons and Deal-A-Meal.

Maybe it's time to dust off the novel...