Joe's insurance claim can wait.
Is talking on a cell phone in a public bathroom a habit exclusive to men? Answering a ringing cell phone?
I'm serious. I don't have any clue if women do this or not. I assume not, but I'd like to know. Men do this all the time, despite it being a vile habit that must cease.
To the men who do this (yes, I'm talking to you, That Guy): you don't mind transmitting the sound of me urinating, so perhaps I will come to your house and transmit the image of you sprawled on your couch with your hand stuffed in your underwear.
No? Fine, but stop being an asshole.

Comments
Tony, Is this a personal incident? All most to much information. Oh Well Have a great weekend!
Posted by: Anonymous | June 25, 2004 05:08 PM
Happened this morning.
Posted by: Tony | June 25, 2004 05:19 PM
You know those "Real Men of Genius" beer commercials? How about a "Real Men who're Assholes" campaign. I can hear the Michael Bolton wannabe singing...
"Mr. Talking on His Cell Phone in a Public Bathroom Guy..."
Oh, and I forgot to mention. The commercials will plug one-ply toilet paper.
Posted by: Danielle | June 25, 2004 10:38 PM
It's not anymore the social etiquette.
Posted by: Tony | June 25, 2004 10:42 PM
Yes, Tony, women do it, too. But I thought it was just an Indy thing.....I hate those women!
Posted by: Tanya | June 29, 2004 05:26 PM
Women do it. I once yelled over the barrier, "What do you do when you fart, cover the mouthpiece?" and ran out. :)
Posted by: Anonymous | September 5, 2004 10:14 PM