After the entry I wrote on Monday about Jessica Simpson's hideous version of "Angels", I assumed that I'd be safe from more horror for at least a few weeks. Not so. I read this article and nearly cried. Celebrities get a ton of free stuff because kids tend to buy the same brands that celebrities enjoy. If Converse applies this theory and sends a pair of "Peace Chucks" to Jessica Simpson, we're screwed. Written on the toes of the shoes are the words "Imagine All The People Living Life In Peace".

I speak on behalf of the world when I beg of Converse, please don't send her a pair. She can't be trusted to respect the lyrics. I'm telling you in advance, she just can't. Please.