What's the first thing that comes to mind when you read this headline?

Bush Picks Portman as Budget Director

Right, me too. President Bush needs to shake up his administration, but it takes a creative decider to choose Senator Padmé Naberrie Amidala to serve as director of the Office of Management and Budget. Only after opening the article did I discover that it's not Natalie Portman, but U.S. Trade Representative Rob Portman instead. I think the mistake is understandable, so count me among the disheartened.