I was in New York’s Penn Station on Sunday, waiting to catch a train home. On a sign by the departures board, there was a sign that read as follows:
“Thank you” for traveling on “Amtrak”.
Why are there quotations in that statement? Why? Since the train was late for my third consecutive trip, they might as well say
“Fuck you” for traveling on “an expensive subway”.
Which illiterate dumbass wrote that sign? To that person, I say this: “Fuck of!”