He should stick to bad movie reviews.

Last week, Townhall published this essay by Michael Medved regarding circumcision and recent findings about its presumed HIV prevention. Lest you think it’s meant to be a balanced look at circumcision, in the sense that any argument that attempts to validate an insane idea against the critical opposition of logic, it’s not. But you’re probably aware of Michael Medved in general, so this comes as no surprise. If you don’t know in advance, the first paragraph signals his intentions. (Yes, that’s what an opening remark is supposed to do, but it doesn’t help if it’s a flawed assumption.)

For more than ten years, medical science has provided mounting evidence that circumcision brings substantial health benefits. Last week, the release of data from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) made worldwide headlines and gave new impetus for an ancient practice.

When an article begins by explaining that some new justification exists for an ancient practice, you know the writer is uninterested in questioning. In that case, the potential medical benefits are enough, the potential medical drawbacks don’t exist, and it’s preposterous to consider that the child might have a right not to be surgically altered on the whim of his parents. Mr. Medved doesn’t “disappoint,” in that regard. As support, he quotes only this:

“Look,” said Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which financed the trials. “This is a one-time, permanent intervention that’s safe when done under the appropriate medical conditions. If we had an AIDS vaccine that was performing as well as this, it would be the talk of the town.”

Ethical questions do not exist. He is not alone in this erroneous view, but this best exemplifies it. The mere presence of the word permanent should raise every red flag imaginable, whether ethical, legal, or parental. Instead, it’s seen as the greatest benefit. It’s blind.

In the middle of his essay and in his conclusion, Mr. Medved offers a religious defense which warrants a response. It’s not where I want to go with my analysis today, so I’ll point anyone interested here. Apply what I said then to this piece and you’ll have close to what I’d say now. There’s a little more that needs to be said on Mr. Medved’s conclusion, but that’s for another day. For now, you can figure out the gist from my analysis of his opening paragraph.

Instead, I want to highlight this bit of misdirection:

Meanwhile, there are various factors about this horrible plague of AIDS that deserve special attention from all those who take Scripture seriously.

For many years, we’ve known that the best way to contract AIDS is to engage in a practice (male homosexual “intercourse”) strictly prohibited by the Bible.

Now we learn that one of the best ways to protect against the disease is to follow a procedure solemnly commanded in the Bible (circumcision).

I have no idea if his misdirection is intentional or not. I’ve seen it in too many places recently to automatically assume that it’s malicious. It’s likely the same mental blindness that blocks out any negative while seeking to confirm existing beliefs. Regardless, the studies we’ve seen so far only addressed heterosexual HIV transmission from female to male. It’s his prerogative to believe that the Bible has issues with such “intercourse”. But it’s indefensible to apply unproven results to excuse genital surgery on children, especially when the majority of those children will never engage in the unconnected behavior he finds so repulsive and sinful. This does not reveal the wisdom of the Bible. It reveals the fallacy of self-selected facts.

P.S. Note how he states that engaging in an action is the best way to contract AIDS HIV, without the proper qualification that irresponsibly engaging in that action is the cause. Excluding that key, irresponsibility, allows him to ignore the best protection, responsibility. Instead, unnecessary surgery on children is the answer. That’s quite convenient. In the realm of his essay, HIV prevention is an excuse, not a benefit.

Respecting rights is not the controversial stance.

From yesterday, this article discusses the factors that play into the parental decision to circumcise or leave their sons intact. It’s mostly accurate, although it tries a bit too hard to be balanced and unbiased in countering clear logic. I understand that the logic is not accepted by society, but that doesn’t change its objective truth.

That’s not what interests me. This does:

The opinions of friends and Berkeley, Calif., neighbors Judith Barish and Denise Leto epitomize the controversy.

Barish, a stay-at-home mother of an 8-year-old daughter and two boys ages 3 and 6, decided on circumcision. Although she says the medical reasons at the time were not altogether compelling, the decision was made for other reasons. “Our children are half Jewish. We debated the issue and really looked into it,” she says. “The medical benefits versus the risk seemed like a wash. But ultimately we decided to circumcise as one small concession to religion and culture.”

“Whether a boy is circumcised or not doesn’t matter so much,” she says. “He can be healthy, happy and love his penis either way.”

It’s more appropriate to let the male decide whether or not they approve of that concession, since they’re the ones losing part of their body. Also, they should decide whether or not the concession is “small”. Parents may teach their children their religion, but they do not have the right to practice their religion on the bodies of their children.

To Mrs. Barish’s last point, I’m sure her sons will be fine with being circumcised. Most males are conditioned that way in our society. But to a boy who doesn’t like it, a proclamation from his parents that he can love his penis either way is the wrong analysis. If the boy doesn’t love the permanent change his parents imposed, he’s out of luck. There is no other way for him. What Mrs. Barish is really saying is that a boy should “be healthy, happy, and love his penis” the way his parents choose. That is a flawed basis for decisions regarding medically-unnecessary surgery.

Rights begin at 18-years-old.

Via Hit and Run, the American Academy of Pediatrics has updated its stance on routine drug testing for students. It sides on the right side, but barely. In the body of the policy, under the heading “BENEFITS AND RISKS OF DRUG TESTING IN SCHOOLS AND AT HOME”, the AAP waits until almost the end to state this:

Drug testing may also be perceived by adolescents as an unwarranted invasion of privacy.

No kidding. So why not elaborate on this? Granted, the AAP is mostly approaching this from a scientific standpoint, but ethics should still be a part of science. You can’t convince me that there is no one at the AAP who is aware of ethical implications. Will the AAP bow before any government desire to invade an adolescent’s medical privacy if the science was clearer than it is with drug testing? I hope not, but this might be a better time to stand up than some point in the future.

P.S. The title of this post is sarcastically incorrect. Obviously.

I guess the automated e-mail service is down.

The Smoking Gun reports that the Super Bowl broadcast, namely Prince’s phallic silhouette and the Snickers commercial showing two guys kissing, generated “about 150 complaints to the Federal Communications Commission.” Wonderful. Who knows what the FCC will ultimately do, although by the absurdity of the complaints included in the Smoking Gun story must surely indicate to the FCC that it must do nothing.

The complaining viewer on the main Smoking Gun article believes decision on who televises the Super Bowl belongs to the FCC. There is also a very decent addition that Prince is “a scumbag.”

A few more choice letters fall into two basic themes. First, the FCC is should attempt to censor anything that might be objectionable. Second, they were “tricked into watching gay sex!”. Gotcha. But my favorite falls a bit out of that and into blanket paternalism.

“This violates our religious beliefs and exposes our children to obscene and disgusting material they are taught are wrong. I want something done about this!!”

Read this as slowly as possible to get my incredulous tone. If they are taught this type of behavior is wrong, how will they be corrupted by seeing it. Seeing it only confirms that it exists. It is not a judgment for or against. Presumably, parental teaching will apply the subjective interpretation. Are the parents so afraid of their own ineffectiveness that they expect the government to dictate to America what they teach their children? And if it’s so ineffective coming from them, why are they teaching their children anything? And why would it suddenly be more effective coming from the government?

My advice: stop watching the halftime show.

Received in the Mail Yesterday

Coinciding painfully close to Kip’s recent entries on web merchant scandals, I’ve found myself in the midst of similar stupidity on the part of a brick and mortar¹ merchant. Last August, while in Seattle, Danielle and I rented a car from Alamo. We landed close to 1:00am at SeaTac. When picking up our rental car, Alamo’s reservation system was down. As such, they couldn’t verify my credit card. The clerk wrote my credit card information on the rental agreement to charge later. All good, I thought.

Yesterday, I received a letter from Alamo that I haven’t paid my invoice. The letter said this [emphasis in original]:

Dear Sir or Madam

RA#XXXXXXXXX AMOUNT DUE $410.91

You have not been invoiced for this rental.

This is your FINAL NOTICE. If we do not receive payment immediately, your account will be placed with an outside collection agency for further action. In addition, you will not [sic] longer be eligible to rent from Alamo Rent A Car or National Car Rental. Any further attempts to rent will not be honored.

To avoid this action, send payment in full in the enclosed envelope today.

Sincerely,

Alamo attached a copy of the original rental agreement with this friendly note. I quickly figured out that the clerk at SeaTac wrote the digits from my street address in place of the last four digits of my credit card number. Fascinating, but what should be clear is that this was not my error.

I’ll probably resolve this easily enough by sending them my correct credit card number. I’ll first verify that their system didn’t charge my credit card using the correct digits I entered when renting the car, but the solution is clear. It sucks to get hit with a $410 charge now when I’d assumed I already paid it. But whatever.

In response to this letter, though, Alamo need not worry about honoring any future attempt from me to rent a car from them. None will be forthcoming. The same applies to National.

I can understand an error. But do not sit on this for more than 6 months and then, in your first communication to me on the matter, threaten me with collection action. Implying that you’ll damage my credit because you’re too stupid to write down my payment information and too stupid to send me a letter for more than 6 months brings out my inner Mr. Garrison Mr. Hat: “You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!”

¹ I know Alamo isn’t a brick and mortar company in the context of that term, although I think it qualifies. But I figure if that’s what their employees have where brains should be, the term fits well enough.

See the world as it is, not how it confirms our assumptions.

From the Washington Post article I mentioned in yesterday’s entry, this:

The young and hip at ground zero of the AIDS epidemic meet, drink and pair off under the knowing gaze of bartender Brian Khumalo. Sometimes they first buy a three-pack of condoms from the box he keeps by the liquor, sometimes not.

Night after night they return for the carefree, beery vibe, with the same partners or new ones, creating a web of sexual interaction. A growing number of studies single out such behavior — in which men and women maintain two or more ongoing relationships — as the most powerful force propelling a killer disease through a vulnerable continent.

This new understanding of how the AIDS virus attacks individuals and their societies helps explain why the disease has devastated southern Africa while sparing other places. It also suggests how the region’s AIDS programs, which have struggled to prevent new infections even as treatment for the disease has become more widely available, might save far more lives: by discouraging sexual networks.

I want to pound my head on my keyboard. Education and behavioral changes are the answer? Who would’ve thunk it? Until societies address these real issues, promoting circumcision will not achieve the significant success now touted. That exacerbates the violation being committed against children. Once societies address these issues, any alleged benefits of circumcision will not be sufficient to excuse the violation.

Still, it’s easier to run with what is accepted than what is valid:

A second key factor helping the virus spread through southern Africa is low rates of circumcision. Before European colonialists arrived, most tribes in the region removed the foreskins of teenage boys during manhood rituals. Those rites, which were discouraged by missionaries and other Westerners who regarded them as primitive, have gradually declined as the region rapidly modernized.

Essentially, it’s our fault. We stopped them from being smart. Please. Before we get to that, we should analyze how “key” this second factor really is.

Dozens of studies, including three experimental trials conducted in Africa in recent years, show that circumcised men are much less likely to contract HIV because the most easily infected cells have been removed.

Those men are less likely to contract HIV within the short time frame covered by the studies before the researchers decided that circumcision is wonderful and should be offered to all men. No long-term research has been done, other than the very big, albeit unscientific, circumcision experiment carried out by American parents. Why focus on that and the easy comparison to Europe’s infection rate among mostly intact males when we can instead blame the African HIV epidemic on those Europeans? Ugh.

These factors, researchers say, explain how North Africa, where Muslim societies require circumcision and strongly discourage sex outside monogamous and polygamous marriages, has largely avoided AIDS. They also explain why the epidemic is far more severe south of the Sahara, where webs of multiple sex partners are more common, researchers say.

West Africa has been partially protected by its high rates of circumcision, but in southern and eastern Africa — which have both low rates of circumcision and high rates of multiple sex partners — the AIDS epidemic became the most deadly in the world.

The same logic that suggests circumcision as a viable HIV prevention strategy would also suggest that all societies should convert to Islam. It only depends on how far you want to go beyond the actual cause. This simply reveals the difference between people who believe circumcision prevents HIV infection and people who know that circumcision may only delay HIV infection, should the circumcised male engage in irresponsible behavior. That’s the true scenario where we can assess “other things being equal”.

“Act First, Understand Later” is irresponsible.

People are determined to believe that circumcision is the ideal prevention for HIV. The problem with this flawed idea rests in one simple truth: too many overlook any other factor that might impact risk far more than keeping intact genitals. It’s far easier to rush to this surgery because it’s accepted. It helps that the victim can’t fight back, though civilized people won’t acknowledge it in quite those terms. Usually some notion of “best interests” will follow the decision.

Unfortunately, there are other factors involved in life. It’s foolish to believe that such extreme choices can exist in a vacuum devoid of any drawbacks. Yet, people do. For example, Andrew Sullivan conceded a stance that he was not justified in conceding. Long-time readers will remember that I hammered this at the time. In my response I quoted a study that included the phrase “other things being equal” to describe how circumcision will protect. I said it then, and here it is again: all other things are not equal.

This bears significance now because Mr. Sullivan links to this story from the Washington Post, via Steve Sailer, about promiscuity in Africa. I’ll get to that story in another entry, but Mr. Sailer comments on the article with this:

Another contributor to the high rates of AIDS in Southern/Eastern Africa besides multiple concurrent partners and lack of circumcision is the bizarre fetish for “dry sex,” which I would guess doesn’t exist among West Africans because (thankfully) you never hear about it among their African-American cousins.

To which Mr. Sullivan responds:

Dry sex?

This is inexcusable. For someone who is now willing to endorse allowing parents to circumcise their sons to prevent (an unlikely) HIV infection if they “believe that diminishing their child’s future sexual pleasure is worth the benefit of extra protection from HIV,” there is an obvious burden not to be blind-sided by a known risk factor in the spread of HIV in Africa. Depending on the prevalence of “dry sex,” it’s reasonable to suspect that this has a far greater impact on the transmission rate than intact genitals. Intact or circumcised, dry sex will lead to abrasions and tears, and as a result, blood. If that blood is tainted with HIV, no lack of foreskin is going to save the male. He is betting on luck alone.

The sensible stance recognizes that parents can never know how their children will behave. But “dry sex” is not generally considered a cause of significant HIV infection in the United States, or the rest of the industrialized world. The risk of HIV infection in America is, in fact, quite low for heterosexual males having unprotected sex with HIV-positive women. This destroys any myth that parents have a right to make a permanent surgical decision for their child that clearly diminishes his sexual sensitivity.

Fear is not enough. Logic and liberty demand that we must look past fear. If adult males wish to have themselves circumcised to prevent HIV, we should not stop them. But advocating or permitting infant circumcision as a means to prevent future HIV infection is merely bowing before fear without concern for understanding.

Non-libertarian School Spirit

I would never endorse defiling private property. (Link courtesy of Fark.)

The athletic logo of Virginia Tech was discovered on the hardwood court at John Paul Jones Arena on Tuesday.

The “VT” logo appears to have been carved on the corner of the basketball court. University officials say the marking will be removed. The “VT” carving was done with some precision as the lines were very straight.

John Paul Jones Arena is where the University of Virginia plays its home basketball games. Again, I would never condone such an action. But I am laughing from the bottom of my toes.

Hyperbole of the Day

From yesterday’s Congressional anti-trust hearings into the proposed Sirius-XM merger.

“A tsunami of mergers will rip through the digital media space if this merger is allowed,” says Mark Cooper, research director for the Consumer Federation of America.

For once, I can say I’m glad I did not write that line.

“Well, that and a nickel’ll get you a hot cup of JACK SQUAT!”

Spoiler alert: I talk about the three most recent episodes of Lost, divulging “plot” points in the process. Read at your own risk if you haven’t watched one or both of those episodes.

I’m a fan of Lost. While I don’t quite fall into the extreme of fans who are angry and disappointed, I get the frustration. I blindly gave the show a free pass during the first part of season three last fall. I’m simple like that, but I also have faith in J.J. Abrahms. After last night’s episode, I’m thisclose to bailing on the show and catching up on DVD, even if it means I hear spoilers about what happens. There’s nothing I hate more than spoilers.

Like I need to be concerned. Long ago, Lost stopped answering questions. The producers might argue that they are answering questions. Okay, conceded. But the questions they’re answering are either stupid or unimportant. They’re trapped on an island that basically eats people. The producers think that finding out what happened to the stewardess will placate me? I’m supposed to care? I don’t remember the friggin’ stewardess. Either she died, or she miraculously showed up on the island like the 487 other new characters we’ve been introduced to since the beginning of season two who miraculous survived undetected. She is so unimportant to my enjoyment of the show. Either reveal enough to make me understand that she might matter or don’t waste my time.

Last night’s episode exemplified the show’s current failings in being anything interesting. Consider this story on Lost’s troubles with hyping more than it delivers (link via Fark):

The episode’s a good one, the first in a long time devoted to spending time on the beach with the entire cast (save Jack and The Others), with a flashback spotlight on fan-favorite Hurley. But it’s also a lighthearted affair — the main plot has Hurley and Jin trying to fix a VW Microbus — while the ads are selling it as a thrill ride that everyone will be talking about the next morning.

“This was one of my favorite episodes of this run of the season,” says Benson, “and the reason for that is it actually took me back to season one of ‘Lost.’ It had the intensity, it had the emotion, it had everybody together on the beach again, it had some lighter moments. This is what we struggle with: How do we create a sell for an episode that captures all that you get in a show like this in 30 seconds? It’s really, really hard.”

I disagree, so let me tell you what happened last night. The show was reminiscent of season one, because it might well consist of the footage left over from the first time we learned Hurley’s secret misfortune with the island’s numbers. We’ve already been there. The show should move further along instead of reminding everyone what it used to be able to do. If I want to see season one again, I’ll rent the DVDs. Every week the show squanders what little sympathy I have left by offering cold leftovers.

I get the fact that the curse, and therefore the destiny presented by the island, are illusions. The characters have the power to overcome their situation. Wonderful. That’s the basis of good fiction. But I’ve seen it so many times that I don’t need to have it hammered into me. I, who figures out fictional mysteries and makes connections slower than your average newborn chimpanzee, figured out from the superb Desmond episode two weeks ago that fate is a bitch, but the characters have the ability to change that. Duh. Charlie isn’t doomed to die. He might die, but he has the power to change that. Or his fellow castaways have the power to change that. Of course. If not, just blow up the island now and end everyone’s misery.

By extension, the same goes for Hurley. He’s not cursed if he refuses to accept it. Got it. I’d already figured it out. So don’t pummel me slowly with that point. The van ride was good, and a useful device. Forty-two show minutes to get there was thirty too many. I’d dozed off leading up to that because I was bored. That’s what the producers want?

Basically, the producers of Lost should stop writing the show until they’ve watched every episode of Heroes. The comparisons are being made because they both have huge mysteries lurking in the story. The difference is that Heroes is exploring some of the mysteries it exposes. The characters investigate and learn, so we learn through them. Lost just asks us to admire all the pretty colors it’s thrown against the wall in hopes that some useful information will stick long enough to develop a goal. They should at least watch Monday’s episode of Heroes to uncover how to answer questions that matter.

I’m not going to talk about the insulting crap the producers tried to pass off as a dramatical shocker at the end of last night’s episode. I’ll just get angry.

P.S. Title reference courtesy of Matt Foley.