Someone turned me into a shoe whore. Being a man, I decided I would at least do it on my terms.
I decided to go back to my childhood over the summer, so I bought a pair of red Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars. Whenever I wasn’t working, I wore my red Chucks. That seemed to satisfy my need for a few months but then the chaos hit.
Rather than drone on and on, I’ll leave you with this. Fill in your own idea of how this happened.
Converse, if you’re reading, I need a pair in yellow and a pair in orange. That’s all I’m asking.