The big bad stupid people can’t win

Patrick rocks, but who thought molding Patrick into this was a good idea.I have a new guardian for my job. When I’m stuck dealing with the crazy people who are not only crazy people but also incompetent people, I need someone who appreciates my point of view. I need someone who can give the appropriate posture and attitude and ferocity of mental superiority. This person exists. He is Patrick, Protector of Sanity within the Office of Ridiculousness and Incompetence&#153.

Today, he will look menacingly at his first assignment, the Forces of Evil Who Require Tony to Work on Government Holidays&#153. I suspect that I will call him into action many, many times after today. Even when I’m not invoking his name, he will stand watch in menacing anticipation. Ain’t he cool?

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