Four-year-olds know this already

What Ryan Sager said:

For some years now, I’ve been pondering a little amendment to the Constitution. Nothing too grand, mind you. Just a little something that could fit on a cocktail napkin, yet at the same time provide more legal clarity than 100 Sandra Day O’Connor opinions.

And, so, without further ado, here it is, my 28th Amendment:

Amendment XXVIII.

Granted, it would be the first amendment written in all caps. And I’m pretty sure it would be the first use of an exclamation point, let alone three consecutive, in any of our nation’s foundational documents (“We mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor!!!”).

But that all seems like a small price to pay when one contemplates just how invaluable the guidance of this simple — if enthusiastic — amendment could prove to the High Court.

I agree with the rest, too.

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