I don’t get e-mails, because I think I’d have to put my e-mail address on this site, but I do get Google searches. Here’s a jaunt through some of my most recent unexpected visitors. Enjoy.
“dale murphy” – Rock!
“santa and jesus” – I can only assume someone meant to type “South Park” and it came out as “santa and jesus”. At least, that’s what I hope happened. Otherwise, someone has some serious explaining to do.
“finger paint” – “I’m eight years old, if I want to finger paint, then I’m gonna finger paint.” Eric Cartman is always solid.
“borrowing wifi against the law” – Right, so if it’s against the law, that means it’s stealing, not borrowing.
“a crushed heart” – Wow. I don’t even know what to say to that. I’m sorry?
“prince and apollonia kissing” – I know what to say to that. Just say no. I’ve seen Purple Rain; you should spare yourself the pain. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
“obsessed with her legs” – I’m intrigued. You’re not interested in any legs, but hers specifically. Who is “her”? What’s so special about her legs? Share with the Internets.
“doughnut porn” – Oh, I guess now I know how those chocolate doughnuts get covered in that sugary glaze.
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“Away in a manger, no crib for MY bed…”
“Up on the housetop click click click,
Down through the chimney came good old ME!”
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