I laugh in your general direction

I thought this might be the dumbest quote I could find regarding the Federal Marriage Amendment Marriage Protection Amendment:

“I don’t believe there’s any issue that’s more important than this one,” said Sen. David Vitter, a Louisiana Republican.

More important than terrorism, war, fiscal insanity, the sanctity of the Constitution (hey, wait a minute…), and immigration? Okay. But, as stupid as that quote is, and Louisiana voters should be crying in their grits this morning reading that, unfortunately, one Utah woman made a Herculean attempt to surpass Sen. Vitter. And succeeded:

“If we didn’t believe in miracles, we wouldn’t have spent our vacation money to come here,” said Sandra Rodrigues of Utah, who with her family has been standing outside the Russell Senate Office Building all week, shouting at senators and displaying signs urging “Stop Same Sex Marriage: It Endorses Masturbation.” “If same-sex marriage is endorsed,” she explained, “then you’re going to have children think it’s just another option to have pleasure.”

And I thought there was only one cure for masturbation. A Constitutional amendment will work, too? Who knew?

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