Your Chance to Win $1,000,000

I finally upgraded to a bluetooth-compatible phone. It’s a major event for me, I guess, even though I don’t care about phones. (I probably use 40 minutes per month on my plan.) However, I’m excited to experience the freedom of no wires while I talk. I love technology.

To fight becoming something I don’t understand, I have a proposition. The first person to spot me wearing a bluetooth headset as a fashion accessory rather than wearing it only to make calls will win $1,000,000. It’s that simple. I acknowledge that I don’t have $1,000,000, so this is risky for me. But I’m also sure that you won’t see me wearing the headset as an accessory, unlike every other professional in D.C.