California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is showing himself to be an astute politician. Consider one of his many solutions for solving the state deficit:
On fiscal matters, Mr. Schwarzenegger considers himself an old-school Republican determined to ferret out waste. No item is too minor to escape his attention.
For instance, since Mr. Schwarzenegger took office on Nov. 17, the toilet paper in the Capitol has been switched from two-ply to one-ply, a saving of thousands of dollars over the years. “It’s not anymore the two-ply,” he said. “Because you know what? We’re trimming. We’re living within our means.”
How about coin-op? Wouldn’t that be even better?
HHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA … “It’s not anymore duh TTTWWWWOPLYYYYY …”
Sorry.
Does that mean he’s now taking the generic steroids instead of the name-brand ones?
Hey,Hey, I was married to a one ply man! Cool It
Prepare, my friends, for I will now be using “It’s not anymore…” all the time. Consider yourself warned.